miércoles, 28 de mayo de 2008

Narices Rotas

Cómo es posible? PERO cómo es posible????

48 paquetes de tissues despues, y mi nariz sigue siendo la representacion en miniatura del rio Amazonas.
Mi papá, harrrrrrto de verme con los paquetitos por todos lados, optó sabiamente por comprarme dos cajas megafamiliares, grandes, enormes e inmeeeeeensas de kleenex, y ya casi casi me acabo la primera.
O sea, pa colmo, mi nariz es sumamente consumista y contribuye enormemente a la contaminación ambiental. Reciclo papel con mocos????
La tos? Sigue.
Dolor corporal? Aumenta.
Algo mas? Estoy con la regla.
Nada mas? Ayer me golpie la cabeza.

Panadoles, yala.
Iboprufenos, yala.
Té Dristan caliente, caliente, yala.
Te con pisco, yala.
Té con limón y miel, nop, engorda.
Calditos de pollo, hace rato.
Antibioticos, yala.
Antistaminicos, tambien.

Solo me falta la receta que me dió uno de mis clientes, frotarme en la espalda cebo caliente de gallina, y con eso mamita linda, aunque te parezca feo, el mismo día estás curada! Me lo juró. Precursor de Vic Vapo Rub o como se escriba? eso parece ser, y me aclaró, no cebo de pollo, no cebo de gallo, no cebo de pato ni de chancho, tiene que ser de gallina. Faltaba mas.

Ando con medias y con chalina, si no mi mamá me grita.
No grito, no hablo mucho (bueeeeeeeee.....), no salgo casi nada y mi nariz, mi pobre nariz, mi querida nariz, está rota. Hace 10 dias que estoy así.
Ya no fumo.
No puedo hacer dieta.
Siento que engordo a velocidades astrales.
Cómo es posible?
Pero cómo es posible?????

37 comentarios:

El Chepis dijo...

Ahora mismo llamamos al hospital amor para sacar cita con el Dr Tekura Tumoco!

Yo te cuido por mientras.

MuSa AnTiSoCiaL dijo...

Pobre seren .... y lo del cebo de gallina mmmmmm pos ... yo no me atreveria jajaja ....Lo del te con limon y miel, es lo mejor ke hay !!

RacuRock dijo...

lo de la gallina es cierto pero escoje bien cuidado que te contagie con moquillo... ahi si seria el colmo

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"S" ... prueba de q somos humanos aunque a veces con el outfit correcto parezcamos divinidades jojojo nada pues solo abrigarse y no salir ... osea te faltaron las inyecciones yo las prefiero para acabar con todo y ya ... mi ultima infección a las amígdalas tuvo 3 dosis de penicilina de 1 millón y zas! adiós mundo cruel ...

Adso dijo...

Oigaaa y que dice el Dr. Chepis a todo esto... un tratamiento con altas dosis de cariño creo que es lo que falta.

Nos leemos.

adso = peregrino

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Imberbe_Muchacho dijo...

oe y el PONSTAND? ya tomaste eso?
para el resfrio nada mejor que echarse en la cama no hacer nada tomar limonada, y si no te curas por lo menos jateaste rico, asi de simple
Un abrazo sanador

Patricia dijo...

Lo de la grasa de gallina pues no me apunto asi fuera milagroso.
Espero qeu te mejores pronto!

Lu dijo...

aaasuu, pobre! sabes que hago yo? sobretodo porque aca es rejodido conseguir pastillas decentes(todo es con receta medica!), solo tomo remedios naturales. para el resfrio y/o dolor de garganta lo que me hace efecto al toque es hervir kion(unos pedacitos) para hacer te, y despues tomar eso(sin los pedacitos) con litros de limon recien exprimido...y, bueno, yo si le pongo un poquito de miel. funciona!! y en la noche, antes de dormir una aspirina y listo. ah! si, tambien me acabo todo un tubito de pastillas efervescentes de vitamina c.
ojala mejores pronto!!!
abrazos solidarios!

Fiore dijo...

No cabe duda que al resfrío le importa un pepino vernos regias

LO ODIO!! jaja

un bso y que te recuperes pronto

1000en@ dijo...

cuando me enfermo bajo de peso :D asi, a la volada , 5 kgs a menos :D

la miel! la miel (L)

te recuperas si? :D

saludos :P

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Gabo dijo...

Ok tal vez éste no es el mejor lugar para decirlo: hay algo que tu organismo te reclama y a lo que te estás resistiendo. Postearé algo al respecto.

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